Saturday, September 1, 2012

The Fillers 2: Random one liners, T-shirt quotes, ice breakers, etc.

These are not main course items. These are fillers. There’s nothing serious about them. Each one is unique. Not related in any way to the previous one or the one succeeding.
Fillers 2. Enjoy!

  • She is not just a dream, she is COSMIC...
  • 100 people may say the same thing to you, but never mean it. I may say 100 things to you, but all mean just 1 thing...
  • Now I know why I study only few days before exams - my mom restricts her diet only before she goes for the reports!
  • Not a single day passes without thinking about you. Why this happens I have no clue!
    Its an unanswerable question. Its not just LOVE, but an incurable infection...
  • Fastest mode of transport - LOVE. It takes you from heaven to hell, and back in no time...
  • If you have tasted everything, you haven't tasted hunger.
  • Be patient. Your nerve connections will soon be established.
  • Main tujh se pyar toh karta hu. Parr mujh se, tujh se zyada!
  • Life may not be heaven without you. But it’s definitely not hell! I’m back on earth.
  • Woh wound hi kya jisme scar na ho,
    Woh barsaat hi kya jisme yaar na ho!
  • The only symptom that remains in mind after reading Materia Medica continuously - BRAIN FAG!
  • Duniya me koi aisi lady nahi hai jo gents ko samajh sake - Vicky Donor.
    Except mother! (Mother's Day)
  • It’s strange how sometimes we can get more angry on people we love the most, than our enemies!
  • The Indian financial year begins on a foolish note! Happy April Fool's day!
  • If some people truly believe in 'The Secret', how can they get their life insured?
  • If a good friend says you shouldn't trust anyone, it is very likely that he/she doesn't trust you in the first place...
  • It’s easier to spot singles on Valentine's day...
  • If time has no goal, why does it always sprint?
  • Recipe for GOSSIP - 2 distressed and helpless women...
  • The Indian cricket team needs much more than just 'SAHARA'. (Losing to Australia in Australia – 2011)
  • Frustration sets in when you don't have the answer for WHY. The people who lack the power of reasoning must be happiest...
  • Angrez aaye, angrezi sikha gaye. Par family planning kyu nahi?
  • Petrol price hike - One of Govt's strategies to minimize traffic woes! (Apart from other 'strategies', before the next elections near.)
  • Work for what you need to achieve. Invent a new game!
  • They can’t digest everything. They can’t run faster. They can’t hear pins dropping. They can’t see distant things. They can’t feel souls. No wonder humans are greedy...
 To be continued. Sooner or later!

-Dr. Priteesh Chotai
Consulting Homeopath and Dietician
+91 9833031575

1 comment:

Dr. Anvita Bhargava said...

Nice one gud wrk doctor I like it :)